we're gonna cause a controversy

Peeved?

2007-01-31T01:19:00.000+05:00

Here's a list of things that would irritate a sane person:

The person behind you in the supermarket keeps running his cart into your ankles
The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on
You open a can of soup and the lid falls in
Three hours and three meetings later, you look in the mirror and realize a piece of parsley on the front of your teeth
You slice your tongue while licking an envelope
There are always one or two ice cubes that wouldn't pop out of the tray
You set your alarm for 7pm instead of 7am
The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song
You rub on hand cream and you can't turn the bathroom door knob to get out
Your glasses sliding off your nose when you sweat
You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it
You have to inform five different sales people in the store that you are just browsing
You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on your way back up
You get woken up in the morning by the pigeon cooing outside your window
You had that pen in your hand a second ago and now you can't find it

love is in the air

2007-01-18T21:01:00.000+05:00

if you guys are wondering what Charmaine's been up to since her long hiatus from blogging, well, she's gotten herself blissfully attached!

My current beaut's an indonesian-malay and yeah
i'm all for inter-racial relationships, if i should say so myself.

Last monday i was at Marriot for a wedding dinner and hey, it was a eurasian-indian couple. Aww.

Our government must be proud we're taking multi-racial society to a whole new different level.

Doesn't it just reminds us all of what Russell Peters say about inter-racial relationships?

" since we're all gonna mix anyway, let's all just start mixing now!"

Hey, if you single people are getting all stifled up here, time to start taking some chances.

You'll never know.

I mean, i never thought i would get along with my sweetheart until he started to irritate me so-then i knew we were inseperable.
(yeah, f.y.i, my boyfriend's the world biggest irritant)
in an endearing way, of course.
Valentine's just around the corner and you'll all probably shrug it off and say its just another day with loads of propaganda and hallmark; I know i used to think so.
But since i'm hitched this time round, i think i shall rub it in your face with all our
oh-so-lovey-dovey pics! WEEEEEEEE.

yeah, THAT'S hot.

someone give 'em a cheesebuger!

2006-10-13T07:07:00.000+05:00

Gawd. Look at her, she's made up of skin and bones.
What is it with these girls and the need to be a size 00? (i hear an upcoming size 000 not too far away).
Poor Nicole Richie. Yeah, for a moment i thought halloween had come early. To think she actually stepped out looking like a bag of bones.
A far cry from the slightly-overweight-but-really-healthy Nicole Richie of the past:

Those boobs have diminished to walnuts.
Hollywood tabloids reckon she's been downing some illicit African drug, Hoodia (lol, sounds wacky). She must've send people down to the wildlands to hand-pluck the unprocessed dope.
It is said to induce some hallucination where the consumer would feel too full to eat a morsel.
Sounds dodgy if you ask me.

Basically:
Eat Hoodia-> feel like you've just ate out the whole carls junior; you wouldn't want to take another bite out of anything-> days pass->
you start shedding the pounds->one day you awake to a skeleton in the mirror

So- how about it?

Hoodia, anyone?

Here's to the feminist in me

2006-09-22T20:20:00.000+05:00

Some inspirational quotes for the babes-

" A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle"

" I may not be supermodel-beautiful but at least every inch of me is REAL. Actually, I'm quite beautiful; it's you who's blind "

" No one can make you feel inferior without your consent "

spread the loving.

2006-09-16T00:26:00.000+05:00

The Five Love Languages

My primary love languages are probably
Quality Time and Words of Affirmation.

Complete set of results:

Quality Time:		8
Words of Affirmation:		8
Physical Touch:		7
Acts of Service:		5
Receiving Gifts:		2

click here to take the test

If only every partner knew what the his/her other half needed, the world would be a better place.

Play With Your Balls.

2006-09-12T16:52:00.000+05:00

I almost died laughing.

Isn't it weird how the most innocuous remarks can seem so..sordid?

Take for one, Zoe Tay's new endorsement tagline-
" The secret to beautiful skin? I swallow."
Like, whoa; hello? A little too much information there?!

I'll make sure i swallow next time.

Breaking up with someone- A Few Tips For The Guys

2006-09-09T22:19:00.000+05:00

If you shatter someone by dumping her, and you're not going to get back together with her ever, don't go following her around to act all concerned about her welfare.
( unless you're divorcing her and leaving her with three kids)
Just leave her alone unless she wants to talk to you. You can't comfort her.
YOU are the bad guy.
Just accept it and try not to be such a jerk with your next girlfriend- or boyfriend.
Don't go wearing the jeans she thinks you look hot in until you're well sure she's over you.
Don't tell her she looks pretty.
Don't lead her into temptation.
And finally, never ever say you miss her even if you do; or ANYTHING that makes her think you'd want her back if you don't.

Lady Luck

2006-08-29T09:13:00.000+05:00

OH MY.
The English oral went really well!
I've got to be the luckiest girl alive.
Of all topics i could've gotten, I got one that revolves around something i do everyday.
S-H-O-P-P-I-N-G!
Isn't that just my forte?

I was grinning from ear to ear after that session!
The guy examiner was cute too! The other examiner was seemingly blase and all at first but
she was later enrapt with what i had to say (:
And i made 'em both laugh! woo!

Now to procure that A1. Paper 1 and 2 on the 8th of November.

Oh. And the other fantabulous thing that happened?
I won 2 free movie marathon passes!!
I can't believe it, i've never won anything!
Let's see, the monster house, the devil wears prada and another surprise sneak preview.
How awesome is that?!

((:
See- i AM grinning from ear to ear

Now if only i get braces..

Beauty Therapy

2006-08-18T09:07:00.000+05:00

Another manifestation of our cruel cold world.
Urban says: It wasn't Dawn yeo's poignant musings nor XiaXue's down to earth ravings that shot them to blogging stardom.
In other words, the blatant revelation- Good lookers have the upper hand.
Couldn't agree more.
Everyone is so fucking image-conscious these days.

Beauty is only skin deep? Yeah, RIGHT.
Please kick yourself far far away to loserville.
That is what they say to make us, ordinary looking people, feel better about ourselves.
Just like how they say: Money can't buy happiness.
That's what the rich say to the poor to stop them from going on strike
and having a vehement fit.

These days, as long as you got the bucks and the looks, they will take you everywhere.

Now i truly appreciate that advice- Do not read fashion magazines; they only make you feel ugly.

I can just picture how it'll be like in a few years from now.
Plastic surgery will be so rife and just as common a process as shopping.
People will give boob jobs and liposuction as birthday presents.

" HEY! CHECK OUT MY TITS! I JUST BOUGHT THEM YESTERDAY. 50% OFF!"

urgh.

Anxiety Attack

2006-08-14T00:28:00.000+05:00

OH GAWD.
O level English oral's next thursday!
This is the time where apprehension engulfs you and you feel perched precariously on a suspended tight rope.

Going there without a single clue on what's gonna come up? That's like heading to the guillotines without having your head on.

Anyway. Was reading through the Straits Time Star Blog. And this topic on the forum was-
" Why must speak good English leh?"
There could be a possibility i may be clairvoyant right?
Maybe...just MAYBE, the topic that might come up on thursday would be similar to this.
Something like this was written in the papers too yes? About the standard of English in Singapore deproving or whatever.
SO, if they DO ask me something like it, i would go:

YES, i totally agree that it is indeed deteriorating. Abysmal, mediocre, horrible english i hear these days. People think its okay to speak singlish just because they feel it constitutes what makes us Singaporeans.
I'm fine with speaking singlish at the right time, but it shouldn't be made a habit. Singlish is one thing, bad grammer is an even major issue.
Good grammer is undeniably, a very important factor we should not omit. Sure, chinese is just as important (palpable since the government is also trying to promote that speak chinese campaign).
Sure, it would be great if we were to be multi-lingual, but i feel that if we are going to speak a language (any language at all), we should speak it well.
I can't deny the fact that we tend to conform to the ways we were brought up, how we speak as we grow up. I admit that my chinese isn't exactly perfect. In fact, it is terrible-and always broken. There's always the english accent swarming it, and little dithering parts.
Another influence on how we speak would be the company we keep. I can't stand what my sister told me the other day about her not being able to speak english round one of her friends-know why?- because she'll just be perceived as 'trying to act'.
That has got to be the most anal thing i've ever heard. If speaking english means we are trying to be all uppity and high class bitches, the government wouldn't be trying to promote its importance nor would it be an international language. Inane. So, i think first of all, we should mix with the right kind of people, who wouldn't scoff at us when we speak good English.

Okay. I would probably have to tidy that answer up abit. But that was pretty coherent, yes? ((:
gahhhh. Wish me luck!

Super-Cali-Fragi-Listic

2006-07-31T03:16:00.000+05:00

This is why i hate buying cheap stuff. High end goods may be costly but at least the
quality isn't as mediocre.

My NEW hairband! The petal actually dropped off when i got home.
Just my luck.

Thank god for super glue. (:
woooooohoo.

thank you for NOT smoking

2006-07-25T23:20:00.000+05:00

I still can't unravel the mystery of why people would even THINK of smoking.

*barfs*
Even saying the word leaves a bad taste in my mouth and makes me cringe.

I mean, why would anyone want to puff on fags even when it freaking STINKS.
Seriously.
I hate mister marlboro. And all the rest of the ciggie men who came up with 'em.
They were probably sitting around chatting and bored out of their lil wits waiting to die and thinking it was taking far too long. Therefore agreeing on a challenge to outwit each other. The one to come up with an ultimate weapon to kill its user the fastest would win.

1st up: Who in the world; with at least half a brain enjoys shrivelling their clothes in smoke?
Okay, maybe some don't have nice clothes to appreciate. But I'm sure that's totally NOT it.
Nor telling me you actually DO loooooove the *aroma-theraphy*

2nd point: Even with the prices rising exponentially -
("how much is a pack? You're KIDDING.
NO WAY !
$11.50?!" )
Ha. That is just the dumbest thing ever!

One day, you're gonna look back on all this on your deathbed and wish you did't spend all that cash-
wait-
i'm sure it'll amount to around like, what, 500 bucks a year? ;
and you're probably gonna muse :"Sigh, if only I kept all that cash stashed up,
I could've gotten a mansion, a ferrari, a wife, my daughter cured from fever, a gucci bag,
that tiffany & co ring, an Armani coat,
OR- a LIFE."
What a waste of good cash.
You'd rather pay to kill yourself slowly but surely than splurge the dough on something wayy cooler?
LOSERS.

3rdly: You contribute to global warming. Do you really hope to see the world coming to an end?
Even if it doesn't from all the madness it's already plauged with right now, it will sooner or later from all the smoking that's going on.
All those wasted years in Geography lesson listening to the ramblings of pollution and global warming did't get into that thick skull of your's then huh.

4th: Even if you want to smoke. Please kill yourself and stay away from your love ones and friends.
We still have a bright future ahead and 2nd hand smoke isn't gonna bring us down.
Don't be selfish.

5th: Doesn't the grosteque picture infront of the ciggie box, staring you in the face daunt you? A picture tells a thousand words. And that picture not only tells you a story, it depicts your LIFE. Yes Buster, that will be your filthy black lungs if you're not gonna quit anytime soon.

Would it kill to keep your hands to yourself and do something much cooler?
Oh, and to those lil kids who think they're all rad just because you hold a cigarette between your icky fingers, sorry to burst your bubble of smoke-IT'S NOT.
SO THERE.

Know what I do whenever someone near me lights up?
I start feigning a theatrical cough attack.
*COUGH* *COUGH*

I enjoy sex more than you enjoy smoking but you don't see me screwing in public, do you? So please.
Stay at home and pollute your own room and mind the next time you want to kill yourself.

YO-HO! YO-HO! A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!

2006-07-22T00:15:00.000+05:00

It's official. Johnny Depp has got to be the hottest guy in a pirate's outfit EVER.
Only HE can pull off such a look.
All mighty and dashing; clad in some cheap bedraggled drapery-

It doesn't get any hotter than that, ladies and gentlemen.
It should be a crime for anyone to look that good.
In pirate's lingo, that would be: WALK THE PLANK!
*swoons*

Even pirates have a more exquisite fashion sense than some guys.
Gees.
And i don't mean to exaggerate. (HONEST!)
Girls are perpetually in tune, trying to look their best.
Does it take too much for a guy to do the same?
Clothes Make The Man- that is soooooooo true.
Little wonder why i appreciate guys with an eye for style and dresses well.
(DUM DI DUM)
Even a guy who isn't too much of a looker would look a hell lot hotter than a guy endowed with better features.
So you fellas should take some chances, start dressing up,
or maybe consult a style-guru!

[P.S: your's truly, namely, moi,
will be taking a leaf out of the whole pirate vogue and go La Nautical!
Goodbye summer dresses, bohemian gypsy, flirty halters!
(so yesterday!?)
Hello piratey scarfs, gold chunky loops! ]

leave the pieces

2006-07-20T17:51:00.001+05:00

Sigh. Talk about vandalism.
No matter where you go, there'll always be a number of them destructive creeps.
It's an inexorable fact.
I can't decipher the signboard by my block anymore.

That was last week's picture. Today, as i walked past it,
only a pathetic 'B' and '4' were left.
Tsk Tsk. So much for social graces and non vandalism huh.
Speaking of social graces, there was this topic on Stomp-Star Blog a few weeks back;
Singapore, A Fine City Without Social Graces?
If you haven't already checked out that blog, now's the time to do so.
http://www.stomp.com.sg/starblog/
I enjoy Dawn Yeo's comments especially.
Her takes on the weekly discussions are always coherent and never trite.

Anyway, as I was saying- Social Graces.

True, there's always a minority of insolent cretins to mar and tarnish our positive image.
It's always a common sight where adolescents gather in big rowdy groups spewing vulgarities, breaking into fights and causing a fiasco.
Even on the roads; impatient drivers cuss one another at the slightest provocation.

Yes, well, with the above malicious destructive acts set aside, I'm sure Singaporeans still have more than an iota of courtesy in us.
Generally, we are pretty benevolent people.
More than once, I've seen youths giving up their seats in the mrt trains and buses to the elderly and pregnant ladies. Neighbourly ties are often forged. People help the blind across the street, and we are always more than happy to help foreigners with directions around town.

Though it'll still be nice to see people here being a little more amiable.
In the states, most of the people i met were open and absolute darlings.
I'm sure Singapore could be just as convival.
That is, no more shop assistants standing around casting restive glances and following us around the shop like an ubiquitous spook.
Come on, it isn't too hard to flash a smile and ask, "how are you", is it?
And i always think profanity is a crutch of inarticulate jerks.
Stop cussing already!
Put your contempt across nicely.
It wouldn't hurt to TRY now, would it?
You know it-a little courtesy goes a long way (:

Leave the pieces- The wreckers
You're not sure that you love me
But you're not sure enough to let me go
Baby it ain't fair you know
To just keep me hangin' 'round

You say you don't wanna hurt me
Don't want to see my tears
So why are you still standing here
Just watching me drown

And it's alright, yeah I'll be fine
Don't worry 'bout this heart of mine
Just take your love and hit the road
There's nothing you can do or say
You're gonna break my heart anyway
So just leave the pieces when you go

Bemusement

2006-07-17T13:50:00.000+05:00

Isn't it weird how some places have the queerest names ever?
There's this eatery next to my church and It's given the name 'Fork & Spoon'

WHY?
Why not fork and knife? Why not spoon and chopsticks? Why not cups and plates? Why not teacup and saucer? Why not teaspoon and teacup? Why not bowl and chopsticks? Why not cutlery and cutleries....
why why why............

spoiled silly!

2006-07-02T02:50:00.000+05:00

Your Score Summary
Your Score:
49
What does this mean? You are not happy unless you are eating Golden McNuggets! You seem to be extensively spoiled. We are happy for you! We can only wish that someone has given us almost everything we wanted. You are spoiled, spoiled, spoiled, you brat!
Overall, you scored as follows:

14% are more spoiled,
1% are just as spoiled
and 85% are more deprived than you!

Gees, who would've thought i'd make up the trifling percentage of spoiled huh. I mean, cmon, alright, so i do buy clothes every week, more accessories than i can count and can't live without the air conditioner. But hey, that's about it.
I do have to scringe sometimes too.

My sincere mea culpa: I'm guilty of being capricious and temperamental at times (or maybe all the time). Well, blame it on the ones who perpetually try to assuage my abitrary tantrums by oversolicitude and overindulgence.

Though I don't deem myself as too much of a spoiled brat, I see no wrong in having a disposition or character marred by pampering or oversolicitous attention. Okay, well, maybe once in awhile.
As long as you don't end up like Paris Hilton?

The epitome of the word.
You either love her or hate her.
Oh and check this one out. For those of you who play the Sims, you're gonna totally love this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNHORCuBcaI&mode=related&search=paris%20hilton%20

Happy Birthday!

2006-06-30T01:24:00.000+05:00

Happy birthday to emm!
And yeah, had a great time today.
The chocolate brownie was simply delectable!

((:

Peace, Love & Ice Cream

2006-06-26T15:59:00.000+05:00

Well, what do you know; My wish did come true after all!

I spent a splendid Saturday afternoon with my two best guys-Ben & Jerry! Aren't we all pleased that The Cathay decided to situate the bestest ice cream parlour in the middle of the mall?
Weeeeeeeee!

Anyways, went over to check the place out!
The place smells twice as good as Famous Amos- and THAT's saying something.

We ordered Mint Chocolate Cookie (vanilla mint generously chunked fill with big chocolate pieces) , Phish Food (chocoholics' choice! A scrumptious concotion of chocolate-y swirl and chunks) and Cherry Garcia (a buried treasure of REAL cherry and chocolate bits in icy heaven)! Scattered with nuts and served in a crispy waffle plate.
Now who can resist that huh. *drools.

The best part was that you could dine and indulge in the sinful goodness in this quaint, uber cool corner where occasionally, a live band would play (imagine that! digging into what has got to be the world's most exquisite treat infront of a live gig); Though on that day, they were just screening MTV on the projector.

And the best part of it all? I got to bring a part of Ben and Jerry's home!
You will never guess what it is. (:

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Isn't it the cutest thing ever?! Ben & Jerry's lip balm!
Now I'll never forget the tantalising smell and taste of the heavenly delight.
I can't help perpetually applying and re-applying the lip balm-sniffing in the redolence to further piqued my desire to have more ice cream!

Candy colours fill my world with euphoria and conviviality.
Polka dot preponderance admist my mundane epoch,
vintage-retro flavour; Ben and Jerry's-they all seem rad to me
((:

felicia day

2006-06-23T00:40:00.000+05:00

Okay. I owe Felicia coconut this post since last week. Finally got it done. ((:

Last friday, we headed down to Bugis!
Brought along out tamagotchi-s! Wooo. Mine's cuter; without a doubt.

Oh yeah, its still an egg in that picture because it died )): AND; its dead at the moment. I know! I totally suck at taking care of tamagotchi-s. But hey, if i had a real live pet, i'll be all fervent about its well-being and stuff. So don't categorise me in the "bad mistress" slot.

Anyway, let's not get side tracked. So, as i was saying, we were in Bugis. yeah. And we dined at Billy Bombers for lunch! We had this 1 for 1 offer voucher and had this fabulous main course:

Bacon! (the last time i had bacon was December, in california), sausage, steak, egg and mixed greens complete with golden fries. Mm-hmm. Two happy girls ((:

And there was plenty of time before the food arrived to.... snap snap snap!

Made coconut wear my aviators. Haha. AWW. How cute.

Took us 2 hours to finish that heavy meal. And off to the library-to STUDY. Yes, believe it or not.

I knew you wouldn't. And yeah, we kinda got distracted and started doodling.

tsk tsk tsk. But hey! I did managed to go through 1 page of Geography.

So we gave up. And headed back to Bugis junction to shop. Coconut tried on shirts! looked hot ((: Should really get them dear. Too bad i couldn't take any snap-shots of her in them because the shop vendor was there. Boo.

Had ice cream too before we headed home. Tiramisu, chocolate chip, and another flavour (which i've forgotten). I'm so craving for ice cream right now. ):

So i spent Saturday night with my 2 boyfriends, Ben and Jerry!

RIGHT. i wish.

Hard Rock

2006-06-13T03:03:00.000+05:00

Guess where my baby took me today!

THE HARD ROCK CAFE!
woohoo.
I used to wonder what all the fuss was about. People wearing hard rock cafe tee shirts and all.
There was this hard rock cafe i saw in L.A too; around planet hollywood but i did't actually got to appraise the place and see what it was like for myself. By the way, he got the waitress to bring me that balloon when i was going bananas over the caucasian kids who had balloons at the next table.

So yeah. I was gob-smacked. It was really awesome. The decor had the punk rock-royalty edge to it. (its not call the hard rock cafe for nothing). Most of the patrons were caucasians. It's like the next best thing to America for me now. *missing california.

SNAPSHOTS! -

There's this massive screen infront for our viewing pleasure-all the greatest rock hits of all time. And yeah, that's the king, Elvis Presley.

That's the deejaying booth. Check out their unlimited lineup of music CDs. Coolness.

All right. For those of you who are feeling hungry at the moment, skip the next picture. Trust me. I'm having gastrics right now. And looking at this isn't making it any better.

savory, gratifyingly cheesy macaroni complete with succulent goodness of grilled salmon. sheeesh.

This is the next makan sutra -blogger style.

BOLLYWOOD

2006-06-09T16:32:00.000+05:00

Know how we love scoffing at indian and tamil drama? How insanely ridiculous they can sometimes get? All that prancing round coconut trees and all? Well, you've just found another reason to love them now:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index_uk.php

Hilarious! Okay, i get it. The screenshot sucks. Just go check out the webby, you will be tickled pink, or black! Really, the stuff they come up with. Gees. Basically, you are given a whole array of short tamil clips to choose from and you are supposed to think up your own subtitles.

*creative juices flowing*

YEH! Think of how much dumber you can make it all seem. I created two today myself,

Click to see the movie : http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1331362 & http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1338142

Hurry! Now everyone can be a bollywood director! mua-ha. Just lemme see after it's all mutilated with your inane subtitles! This is so going onto my Favourites.

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2006-06-05T00:50:00.000+05:00

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food for thought

2006-06-01T21:21:00.000+05:00

Today i had lunch at delifrance with my sweetheart.
Delifrance: when you think Delifrance, you think tantalising wafts of croissants or baguette with egg and lettuce-those deli stuff, right? It spells D-E-L-I-france after all.
But when we went in, the menu was like one you would find in some fancy, burgeois french restuarant.
Every damn thing was in French.
Our orders turned out to be these..........

Fish

& steak!

I was looking forward to nice fruit tarts. ):

The F word

2006-05-31T21:46:00.000+05:00

Today i received this email:
Of all the words in the English language, one of the most useful and yet most controversial is the word FUCK. Strangely, there are hundreds and even thousands of words in the English dictionary, and yet FUCK is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It truly is a very magical word, because not all words can mean two very opposite things at the same time. The word FUCK can actually connote both pleasure and pain, or both love and hate at the same time, and in rare occasions, even in the same sentence!
Unknown to many, the word FUCK is actually a German derivative of the word "Frichen ", which means "to strike".. The exact date or age when this word was fully corrupted into the English language is unknown, but we can all assume that, in the early beginnings of the word, it was used to connote sexual intercourse between two people. However, it can be noted that FUCK is the only word that can be used in the most parts of speech known to man, especially in modern times.
If used as a transitive verb: "Adam FUCKS Eve."
If used as an intransitive verb: "Eve FUCKS."
If used as a noun: "Stay away, FUCKER!"
If used as an adjective: "Ryan's doing all the FUCKING work!"
If used as an adverb for a verb: "I'm trying to FUCKING sleep!"
If used as an adverb for an adjective: "Eve is FUCKING beautiful!"
It can even be a different part of a speech, all in one sentence! Take for instance the sentence: "FUCK off, you FUCKING FUCKED FUCKERS!"
Yet one the most amazing applications is to modify a word by inserting it into the word itself, giving stress and importance a million times over, like for example, the words: "abso-FUCKING-lutely!" or "in-FUCKING-credible!"
The word FUCK is definitely a word of so many uses. Strangely, even saying only the word "FUCK!" is already a complete sentence in itself, though it is not advisable because just saying that one word, due to its many applications, is quite vague in terms of its meaning because it can connote many things.
It can mean dishonesty (The insurance company FUCKED me.), it can mean difficulty (I don't understand this FUCKING question!), it can mean aggression (Don't FUCK with me, buddy!), it can mean trouble (Oh, I'm so FUCKED now.), it can mean incompetence (My teacher's a FUCKER!), or it can mean dismissal (Go FUCK yourself!). You can fill in more meanings by yourself.
Lately though, we see it constantly being used with the pronoun "YOU". When both are used, it is already a complete sentence in itself. It can mean a lot of things depending on the situation. If somebody told you that you're ugly and you reply by shouting "FUCK YOU!" with a smile, it can mean that you agree with him, but saying it with a frown and a raised fist can mean aggression. If somebody proposed his/her love to you, and you frown and say "FUCK YOU!", it's connotes disbelief. If you reply an "I love you" with a smiling "FUCK YOU!", it's already as good as "I love you too!"
The power of the word FUCK even transcends racial and class boundaries, because you can use it on anyone regardless of race, color, gender or orientation. Just one use of the word FUCK and everybody will automatically know what kind of person you are and how you were raised.
With all this said, let us not be afraid of the "F" word. Not many words exist with the same tenacity and the same power. Therefore, we must shine in pride, as the existence of the word FUCK simply means that we are near to perfecting our language and human communication in general.
Thank you for orienting yourself with this magical word, and if you have reached this far in reading, with a smile I would like to say "FUCK YOU!!!"
regards.

I know. I feel fuck-ified too.

you are what you wear

2006-05-27T16:38:00.000+05:00

*tv commercial prelude sounding*
Hortatory voice:
Can't seem to find ANYTHING to wear? Spending hours infront of your wardrobe perusing through your clothes for something to match the perfect occasion? "No, that's soooo yesterday", "no, this one makes me look fat", "Urgh. Did i even get this?" Sounds uncannily familiar?
Yeah, sounds exactly like me truly.
Not.
Okay, yes.
But not just me!
Almost everybody has such days. (well, the ones who bother to dress up, at least)

Everyone needs the wardrobe essentials. The bare necessities of life, of haute couture.
Basically, if you don't want to look like a major fashion faux pas, you should make a check list of
your essentials. This is a list of what I think makes the list up:

1) the cardigan
2) a denim skirt
3) an adidas jacket (casual yet not too overdressed)
4) a pair of Levi's jeans ( i'm more of a skirt person, but believe me, there are times you'll be thankful you have a pair)
5) tank tops ( to balance your cut when you wear bohemian or dressy skirts)
6) a blazer
7) shorts/ capris ( and they need not be denim)
8) the LBD ( for those of you who still haven't figured what the initials mean- its Little Black Dress)

And i haven't even started on accessories, bags and shoes yet!
Accessories:
1) Bling bling diamante earrings (glams you up in a jiffy!)
2) hoop earrings (goes well for the casual or glitzy touch)
3) a choker
4) long chained loopy necklaces
5) a watch (never underestimate this little essential)
6) bangles
7) oversized shades ( takes you anywhere, covers up dark circles...need i say more?)
8) scarf (with psychedelic prints!)
9) a hat

Bags:
1) the clutch (perfect for evening functions)
2) evening bag
3) the tote bag (spacious enough for everything from magazines to your cosmetic pouches)
4) the essential trendy bag of all time ( Gucci for me!)
5) gym bag (never hit the gym without one)

Shoes:
1) wedges (the season's must-have!)
2) kitten heels (go for 3 inch ones if you're game)
3) boots ( hot hot HOT)
4) atheletic: sneakers
5) flip-flops ( for the beach bum or out-doorsy minx)

Okay. Now to head down town for more shopping!

seven deadly sins

2006-05-17T09:54:00.000+05:00

Consuming more than required
A desire that soon backfired
Take it all but feeling empty
Hollow craving gluttony

They're jealous of what I possess
Beauty that of a princess
Elegance on every side
They yearn to have my looks and pride

Fury provokes bitter revenge
In time hate will avenge
Losing my mind once again
Wrath will make them feel my pain

They have what I will always want
They soar across Heaven's front
Their talent shows what I can't be
In this life I am green with envy

What is received is needed more
Eternal longing I can't ignore
Money and gold is what I need
To feed this ever-hungry greed

Resilience to work hard labour
Perform the minimum for my neighbour
Avoid a job but break an oath
Lack of commitment calls the sloth

Seduction and manipulation
Heartbeat races with temptation
Cheating bodies losing trust
Corrupting love to ravish lust

Don't hold me back, i'm giving in to the seven deadly sins.

who is that girl i see staring right back at me

2006-05-02T11:36:00.000+05:00

I'm sure everyone realises by now the rampant usage of snapping our reflections. This little picture routine started around last year when people started getting digital cameras. Digital cameras became the new conventional picture snapper.
Then the snapping infront of mirrors started. To flaunt the digital cameras discreetly, or just plain narcissism, whatever.

I was being difficult and waiting to get it over and done with. That explains the look. Let's try shadow-snapping next time, Emm.

bling for me!

2006-04-30T23:56:00.000+05:00

Eileen was telling me how rad my new gold-plated earrings were the other day. I did't know how cool they were till she snapped a picture:

see how bling blings bring out the best photoshop can't offer now?

Cocker Spaniel

2006-04-26T14:12:00.000+05:00

Preface: Okay, so i was bored out of my wits one night and i decided to do an essay. (yeah yeah, i know. No one thinks of doing an essay when they're bored.Well, i do) The last time i ever did a narrative was during the o levels. Anyway, I asked Ian for a word so i would have a start for the essay to at least get somewhere and he gave me "cocker spaniel". I wasn't daunted. And i came up with the following story. hehe. Enjoy!
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Carmen sat by the ligneous bench in the middle of Central Park. Her fingers played around on the little intricate linings on the bench where markings etched with words of angst and despondency were left, manifestations of a high level of restive youths, like Carmen, induced in a state of vehement denial.The fingers on her other hand were clutched firmly around a piece of paper, little creases formed around the edges where they entwined. There was a grandiosely designed advertisment on the opening of the coolest pet shop downtown. A dozen frisky puppies were featured theatrically below the ostentatious headings-the name of the shop. Carmen was seething, her choler raising. The reason for her state of high dudgeon all attributed to the little pup on the page of the advertisment, a beautiful dusty gold cocker spaniel. Its ears were drooping just under it's adorable canine chin, a stout little tail and legs to complete the image of World's Most Lovable Dog. And, it was all Carmen ever wanted now.

Stirring from her reverie clouded by tears that had somehow formed, she looked down and glanced through the flyer once more. A thousand bucks for the lovable dog. Carmen's small beaded eyes squinted at the little digits. A teardrop dribbled down her blemish-abounding pallor. Clearly, she wasn't Prom Queen material. She was never good at even the simplest of social situations, she was cognizant to the fact she wasn't a people person. Carmen was the kind of girl you'd look back on in your high school year book and snigger at. Reminscing the time when your clique would pour ice cubes down her front or came to school with the unhippest bag ever. No, Carmen never had the chance, or even came close to the chance of being in the inner circle. Sure, she had friends. But it wasn't like it'd raise the level of her social status-Geek or anything; since they were no better. Her life was a nascent failure ever since seventh grade when she was nefariously proclaimed Flop Queen, as so she thought.

Through all her maelstrom of conflicting emotions and ambiguous introspections she vacillated to and from, she merely wanted to have someone who would hear her out. To truly understand and be candour. They need not have to be witty or engage her intellectually, but fill her up with zest and stave her off the fine line of insanity she was precariously perched on these days. To just be there for her and listen, Carmen had no idea who, or even if such a person existed, given that half her life was conceived in humiliation and the worse of humanity.
However, it was when Carmen took up a summer job at Uncle Johna's Pet Mart, and got to interact with the animals that she found her solution. She loved how the dogs would get all fervent when she approached, how they would just cuddle and slided up against her knees wanting her full-on attention and loving. Carmen had no qualms about them just being dogs. Through serendipity, she was revelling in the attention her new found friends were offering-friendship, love, and everything she seeked, everything she was devoid of in high school.
Uncle Johna was nonplussed with the fact that anyone would want to stay in that smelly mud hole for such a long period of time, not to mention how meager the paycheque was. However, he took advantage of the situation and decided that since his weird young niece was thoroughly enamoured with having the dogs as companions, he shall work her overtime while he skived off imbibing whiskey.

The long hiatus was over and school was in, Carmen was back to the usual chronic weekday anxieties. The days were a perennial torture and she found herself longing for a sense of belonging and security, missing how good it all felt the way she did during her summer job. It then occured to her how much truth there was in the phrasing -"dogs are men's best friends" And the sudden prospect of wanting one became overwhelmingly beguiling.

A lady cladded in an oversized jumper and track pants was running around the park tracks with her massive furball of a Saint Bernard. Carmen looked on enviously. The sun had already been engulfed by the dark evening sky and the evening air seemed to be dousing her in a bucket full of icy cold water, the chilly wind prickling her subtly on her skin. As though her mind had been penetrated by the crisp coolness as well, a sudden strategem to get what her heart desired struck. She would do part time odd jobs and save up the cash to buy a pup. Drats! Why did't she think of that? Pulling her sweater around her gaunt frame, she leapt up from the bench with new found zest. " Tomorrow, i shall go downtown to seek a job," she said to herself with implicit resolute.

california-cation

2006-04-21T00:17:00.000+05:00

Alright, i've had this pictures in friendster ever since i got back from California but not many of you have been able to really gotten into the link since it's always lagging. So i'm posting them here- I actually snapped loads more pictures but these were the ones from my digital cam.

Up above the clouds on my way to los angeles from tokyo. 16 hours-i almost DIED.

Touch down!! Back at my godmother's abode. Doesn't it have that real cottage cosiness feel to it?
The picturesque view of the pier from the freeway

This is Nikki! Isn't she just the cutest thing ever? She was my favourite out of the 4 cats Godma had.
My room window overlooked the garage. Nothing out of the ordinary, but it isn't something you get to see alot here in Singapore.

Disneyland!!! A poster of the classic Mickey. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

I know! I thought it was the space needle or something! It's really a ride. Totally caught my eye as we were walking in.

Looks just like a quaint, little town doesn't it? That christmas tree's way bigger than the one at Taka.

New Orleans Square in Disneyland! The poster outside the amazing ride into the Pirates of The Caribbean where they had real moving figures of pirates and treasures. It was like we were right into the various specters of the movie per se. If you're squinting to read those words, it states: A Thrilling Adventure Cruise Through Dark Mysterious Caverns Where Dead Men Tell No Tales

Mum by the ferris wheel. Had loads of fun on it =)

The Mickey castle! Tinkerbelle was hovering over it scattering pixie dust; thus the magical aura

Outside one of the theme rides!

Hollywood-lifestyles of the rich and famous.a prefabricated metaphor for the crass and materialistic. But still irresistable.

Glam glam! Even the signboards were starry

The ostentatiously delicious popcorn heaven

I love how glammy it all looked. Bright lights and all.

On towards San Diego...

Hotel De Capristrano. Beautiful place, beautiful history.

The hallway inside. Looks spooky doesn't it. Reminds me of the Titanic.

Well, that's all for now. Will try to upload the other pictures from the other camera (:
P.S: I MISS CALI!

the perfect recipe

2006-04-20T09:30:00.000+05:00

Earlier on, I was in deep introspection. And no, it was not about what i should get on my next shopping spree. I was thinking, how true it is that they say relationships do actually mold us into the person we are today, and attributes to our percepts and mindsets. In retrospect, i'm flabbergasted with my choices-guys i had been with.
What i had in mind of a perfect guy then was totally different from now.

My dream guy used to have to be:
-handsome/cute/suave
-humourous
-bad boy demeanour (or; *shivers*-a bengster-maybe that was kinda why i was so into sylvester sim)
-someone i felt comfortable with
-a sweet schmoozer (yikes)

And i got together with guys who were so not on the same wavelength as me. Precisely why they never seem to last. (for the record, my longest was a 7 month relationship and 5 days for the shortest)
I can't believe i could actually be so smitten to someone from an entirely different world as moi. (not saying they're aliens,of course); the thing is, it was more of an issue to get into a relationship then; oh, you know: when you were in secondary school- the period where being confined with a dozen other adolescents who are so desperately wanting to be attached could get you finding yourself jumping on the bandwagon. Girls always bragging about whose boyfriend/girlfriend was cuter; or a familiar specter:
["My boyfriend bought me a gucci wallet for christmas-what?! your's only got you a guess wallet?" (imperceptible sniggers) ]
-which i concur now was really imprudent.

Major hugsies to myself (and kisses)**. I reckon i've become more sensible to what i really want.
And through those experiences, I've came up with a delectable concoction of my ideal guy-or girl ;)
Of course, i do acknowledge the inscrutable fact that our hearts can be more manipulative than our minds at times and has nothing to do with what we initially looked for in a partner.
But who cares. Till then, I can still blatantly declare unreasonable requirements.

The ingredients for a perfect concoction to my perfect guy-or girl.

1/2 cup of anomalous character and understanding
a generous amount of stimulating intellect
an equally large helping of wittiness
an ounce of schmaltziness
a pound of humour
a dash of endearing idiocy (eg.an anglophonic like me, perhaps)
a pinch of musical talent
2 1/2 tablespoons overwhelming sense of security to offer
2 pints of fashion sensibility
a teaspoon of implacable zest and resolute
sifted with unmeasurable understanding and loyalty
Brewed over an undying blazing fire of love

Bon-appetite!

big fat liar

2006-03-29T13:52:00.000+05:00

picture this:

you're in town, shopping, when you spot an acquaintance in the mass of people
you aren't sure why, but you dodge behind a pillar, pretending not to see him/her.
It may look like your avoiding an enemy, a hostile ex bf/gf or the bitchy queen bee of the mean girls clique from
high school. But no, he/she is a friend of a friend. AND, is quite affable, to boot.

sounds familiar?
well, you're not alone.

i hate small talk too.
hypothetically, small talk equates= lies

to avert any talk like,
"how are you, duhling! *muah-muah air kisses*"
"well, im great, hun! just great. *beams*"

even if you are feeling down in the dumps or on anti depressants, you'd claim you're well and all that crap.

i figure there are mainly 3 categories of lying:

Confabulation-you make bullshit up to cover up that may be really far-fetched
( i was late because this flying saucer snatched me up and the little bald headed guys inside made me stay for a tea party)

Denial-a psychological defense mechanism where confrontation with reality is avoided
(you're accusing me of playing with myself in the shower just because i was in there for an extended 30 mins? slanderous accusations! you don't have any hidden cameras in there now, do you?)

Omission-where you overlook doing something
( Katy's hair looks like crap today.She's a good friend, i'm sure she'd want to know and forgive me for telling her so)

Think about the number of times a day you lie.
Come on, if you count all three types of lying, i bet you can't even begin to add it all up.

PLUS those small talks. sheesh

So if you happen to see me acting all flaky, unhinged and resorting to desperate means to avoid you, I'm sorry, it doesn't mean i bear any grudges against you.

It merely means i'm on my day off from lying.

And think about it! You'll be glad i did that, because i'm sure you'd like to shun away from having to fib once again too.

technologeek disclaimer

2006-03-22T12:24:00.000+05:00

ignominious failure!
yes. It's official, im computer illiterate.
i am prehistoric in our modern world of advanced technology
don't ask me what html stands for. I GOT NO FRIGGING CLUE.

the name game

2006-03-19T17:21:00.000+05:00

Okay; quit bugging already! After what seemed like (yeh, i know) FOREVER, im back onto the next post
Been real caught up with stuff and you could say, suffering from writer's block. gacks.
My major pet peeve.
Don't you just get so hung up and cranky when you can't think of anything to say or write?
Used to get it whenever my english teachers gave me some boring shit to write about. Just typical of them to do so. They glom on whatever boring topic they can find and make it five thousand times worse.
*catches my breathe*
okay, enough bitching.

Right, so. the other day during my piano lesson, my piano teacher was telling us about
some hilarious names her students had. You wouldn't believe how dense their parents can
get. How would you like it if you were named Peppermint? or Rainbow?
NO KIDDING!
i mean, it is kinda cute and all that when you're in baby OshKosh B'Gosh, glued to the pacifier OR a pet hamster. But think about it.
When you're all grown up, It would be anything but CUTE. It'll be HUMILIATING.
scene number 1:
"HEY Peppermint! You sound sooo deliciously good. I was wondering if you taste just as great"
or
scene number 2:
"OH look! i see a rainbow up there! Oh nahs, my bad. It's just you, Rainbow! How silly of me!"

you'd be digging a deep pit to jump in or throw yourself off a cliff. so not cute.

People are becoming blase about names like Dick and Willy (not that i myself think they aren't funny anymore) but funnier names just keep coming up.

My sister used to have a friend named River. Her brother was Sky. And her sister, Valley
I reckon her parents are Village and Town. Must've worked too much for National Geographic and ended up totally off their rocker.

Was checking up some American phone directory the other day and the names some people have! Let's see. there was Long Harden, Bump Iona, Belch Verbyl (belches and barfs all over), Atlanta Wee Wee ( -he's an inspector, btw)..Ben Schlanker (schlong+wanker?) Oh! and there was Lunatic Fringe.
GOD! What were their mums and dads thinking!

You may think im being such a meanie scorning people's names. But at least this will save my mum from my perpetual whining on why she did't name me Angel, Princess, Alicia, or Jessy instead. At least i'm now aware that i should be thankful they did't name me Bubble, Peppermint or Cloud.
BIG thanks to mum and dad!

oxymorons! loads and loads of them!

2006-03-01T23:17:00.000+05:00

yes. i'm induced in a state of psychological contradictions.
But before you make a federal case out of it, let's start with
the fundamentals. DEFINITIONS!

To those of you still pondering over my title;
"oxymoron" isn't a pimple gel nor an insolent obnoxious creep.
neither is it a person who is too dumb to inhale oxygen.
its simply defined as a rhetorical figure in which an epigrammatic effect is created by the conjunction of incongruous or contradictory terms.
yeah, that's a mouthful.

we see it in the newspapers, books, and shakespearic novels, etc.

So, i've been making up some oxymorons and if you're in the mood, do add some to comments.

i know this is kinda spastic, but i'm gonna rate them!

a deafening silence [very CLICHE]
a mournful optimist
gentle restlessness
cruel kindness ~boring!?
humanitarian invasion
constant variable
genuine imitation
funky white guy [h.a.h.a]
conservative liberal
And faith unfaithful kept him falsely true [vicious cycle]
accidental propaganda

think contradictory people!

the goodness of pam-part 3

2006-02-27T21:55:00.000+05:00

i've decided to write up on the goodness of pam, part 3-the sequel!
im sorry for boring you guys. i know this isn't exactly controversial,
but someone like chip needs loving.
so she's in for a treat everytime i write how nice she is.

haha. i agreed to do so if i won chip in checkers.
and yeh!!
she losted!
omg. i can't believe i actually won in checkers!
im like, such a flop in it.
Either she's real bad in the game, or she can't wait for part 3!
sheesh.But she just totally screwed me in minesweepers.
not as in screwed screw (if that's what you're thinking-you dirty minded skunk)

anyway, here goes

yesterday, i was real cranky and feeling oh-so lethargic.
it's the weirdest thing. i'm always the one getting up past 3.
anyhoo, she cheered me up :)
i mentioned smth about needing antidepressants and she reckoned
i just needed a huge dose of HER.
oooh.pam-nadol!

oh and she said she'll distract me with roses if i hid any of my primary school photos
from her. how NICE!

OH! and check out this beat-round-the-bush compliment from her
" it isnt you.. if it was you, i wouldnt be able to keep my eyes off you and wouldnt even be able to open my mouth to make a decision"
haha. in case you're wondering, we were talking about how judgemental she is.
and she was being simon cowell.

and i was quizzing her on my birthday -AGAIN
she got it right!
NICE!

oh no, i think im running out of things to say.
sorry chip!
but there's smth in that name that spells n.i.c.e too.
i always crave for chocolate whenever i mention "chip"

and im sure everyone (okay, maybe just the girls)
will concur that chocolate is NICE!

cut me a slice of cheese!

2006-02-27T00:08:00.000+05:00

Travis and i were yammering about pick up lines earlier on. gah. you won't believe the things guys (or even, girls-not me) would say to hit on a hunk/babe.

i think the guys here are from dullsville. i've never heard anything creative coming from them
its either "may i have your number?" EEW or "i think your cute.can be friends mah?" double EEWs

he was looking for lousy pick up lines so i decided to try one out on him
me: hey. can i take a picture with you?
travis: sure
me: so i can send it to santa claus to show him what i want for christmas
travis: LOL

haha okay.that wasn't exactly lousy. i personally feel it deserves to be in the category of witty pick-up lines.

"hey. i lost my number, can i have yours?"- this one's not too over the edge. recommended for novices.

"do you have a band-aid? i skinned my knee when i FELL for you" -not bad.but if the girl just isn't charmed and demands to see your owie, you're a goner.

"are you tired? i bet you are.because you've been running in my mind the whole day!" -a classic

"let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!" -you gotta be bold if you're gonna say this to that chick.either that; or your Brad Pitt.

"excuse me.May i check your tag to see if you're made in heaven?" -corny!

"come and sit on my lap and we will chat abt wad is the first thing tt pops up"-Advised to be used only if your sure she's in for salacious chatter, that is, if she even gets the gist of what you're saying.

"if kissing you is a sin, im a sinner." -another classic

and the rest..........

" is your dad a thief? because i think he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes!"

"Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes."

"Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you"

"Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!"

"Was you Father an Alien? Cos on planet earth, there's nothing quite like you! "

"You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. "

"Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?"

"You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20"

"There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name"

.........can you spell C.H.E.E.S.Y!?

the goodness of pam Part.2

2006-02-26T23:27:00.000+05:00

omigod!
don't you think the blog skin rocks?
all thanks to PAMMY! ahhhhh. isn't she the nicest person in the world ever?
even though she's gotta get up early for school tomorrow (i'll wake her up)
she stayed up to do it for me!! HUGums!

:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: oooh
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: roses
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: isn't it nice when we know when we've gone too far haha
♀♀ pam ♀♀: i have figured out your soft spot!
haha
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: what!!!
♀♀ pam ♀♀: you have a thing for roses.
♀♀ pam ♀♀: :haha
♀♀ pam ♀♀: so next time when you're angry at me or something, ill just get you roses.
♀♀ pam ♀♀: grins
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: yeh.but i think you'll spending quite alot then haha
♀♀ pam ♀♀: haha.. it is worth it as long as you arent angry with me
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: lol.where did you learn to talk so sweetly
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: or did you always have it in you
♀♀ pam ♀♀: i have always had it in me, just that you havent discovered it till now
haha
♀♀ pam ♀♀: now, i have something for you that would make you love me more.. :)
http://sickeninglysweetcontroversy.blogspot.com/
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: OMG. IT ROCKS
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: AHHH.
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: HAHAHA
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: I LOVE YOU!
♀♀ pam ♀♀: haha
♀♀ pam ♀♀: i told you..

smiles! cheers to chip!
chocolate coated chip!

the goodness of pam Part.1

2006-02-24T17:16:00.000+05:00

This blog post is dedicated to PAM by request

a LONG testimonial just for her.the NICEST person in the world. =D
even though everyone's doing long eulogies for mister S.rajaratnam,
i shall be the odd one doing it for Pam. smirks. (no pun intended)

alright. well, i don't mind. she is nice.

so nice, she even gets bullied into taking the mrt home with her friend.
got cheated, i think,and she felt bad and all.
but she did't want anything untoward to happen to her either. ergo, the kindness.

i was really apprehensive about my interview at nanyang academy of fine arts too (which was yesterday) and she was really supportive.
the interview turned out to be pretty okay anyway. the interviewer did't bite my head off.
it started at 12.20pm and the only reason how i managed to get up for it was because she
woke me up.
AWW. Now, isn't that sweet?
(im sweeter. i wake her up everyday for school)

she's nice because she ASKED if she could add me in msn
[some people don't]

And yesterday she told me stories from her autobiography!
(yes, publishing in a bookstore near you soon)
very intriguing. you'll just have to buy it when its released.

she's also agreed to help me with my blog layout~!
YAY. you know i love you! =P

OH. And she also claims to be the one making people's dream dates come true.
i reckon that deserves a spot in the category of "nice" too eh.

today, she woke me up for piano lesson. that IS nice. (seems like we are always hearing each other's sexy, cranky, groggy voices)

she went out with her mum today. (so did i)
we are GOOD GIRLS

she said i could go over to her place someday to tidy, or should i say, admire, her clothes.
that's gonna be a blast.
a NICE for the invite.

The guy who asked her to be his girlfriend just after 2 days must have thought she was nice too.
else he wouldn't have asked.

she's nice because she said i was really young. And made herself sound old.
sometimes modesty counts as NICE.

and being able to remember my name, age and birthday is nice of her
if you take into consideration what a scatterbrain she is.

ohhh.and she said i sound like an angel! haha.
yes, yes, yes- that definitely is NICE

too much goodness. i think she should become one of the carebears
or not.
she prefers chip and dale of the rescuers
she's chip
im dale.

okay.now i need some chocolate chips. (chocolate coated pammy)

it's illegal to hire a hit man, right?

2006-02-23T16:13:00.000+05:00

I may have to kill my sister. and her friends.

i'm so totally antagonized with the noise they're making in the kitchen right now; and what can i do about it? absolutely nothing! well, i've been casting admonitary, sardonic glances and "tsk-ing" loudly. sigh

kids nowadays.

its not like i despise them or whatever, but they're already bursting full of profanities and not as innocent as they used to be. Now, don't get the idea that im prehistoric, but they're seriously losing that childlike innocence. i doubt i was as abominable as kids nowadays are.

loads of "wa kao", "KNN", " ah bo?" and those nasty, nefarious terms they use.
then you see primary 6 kids hanging around orchard!
and to think i was only allowed there when i was in sec 2!!!
look how bummed i am! i'm talking in exclaimation points! Double gah with antlers on!

i remembered i was at bugis junction when this group of kids ( 3 guys and a girl)
seemingly around pri 6? and the girl was like, speaking REAL loud theatrically.
i reckon she wanted to be the main focus of attention, to show everyone around her
she was hanging out with cool guys.
yeah whatever.
and she was pushing one of them, giggling, and "KNN"
eew.

and just last week, as i was taking the shuttle bus back home,
i caught sight of this 3 little boys outside the back alley stairway of golden village yishun ten,
SMOKING
and they had that smug i-am-smoking-but-you're-not gonna-catch-me kinda demeanor.

yeah.kids nowadays.
sigh.
it's not that im against kids.
its just those kind of kids

oh you know what i mean

infamous porn star

2006-02-21T15:47:00.000+05:00

The news, or rather, clip of that nyp girl, Tammy, is spreading like forest fire!
David and i were discussing about it yesterday.

:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: lol you heard about that nyp student caught on tape
DavID : yes tammy
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: she's the next big thing
DavID : ok let me recap wad happened
DavID : so she was having sex with her bf right
DavID : then she save it in her hp
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*:http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=179154
DavID : then her friend send the file to the lecturers ? right?
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*:there, the whole story and facts there
DavID : tammy IT course ;cheerleader LOL
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*:yeah cheerleader ahhaha
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*:poor dear, her life's ruined
DavID : according to one blog entry, the cheerleader's mobile phone was apparently stolen by a girl who was jealous of her populari- ty
tsk tsk
den what happened to the gal who sabo her
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: no idea
DavID : The Straits Times, however, could not find the video posted on the Internet anymore after repeated searches.
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: hope she gets expelled too
DavID : LOL
haha everyone worrying about the gal
how come no one cares about the guy ar
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: he may be going to jail haha
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: guys wouldn't bother too much about humiliation
he's friends may be even admiring him
DavID : luckily got show the guy face
actually hor
the gal quite chio leh
tsk tsk
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: yeah
my friend found her friendster add
DavID : O.O lol send me !!
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: the next paris hilton of singapore
maybe she will move to another country
DavID : i think highly possible
LOL
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: yeah i would
DavID : wah then if expel
tsk tsk
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: yeah she's been expelled
DavID :oh dear
anyone knows who is the gal who sabotage her ?
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*:after all that humiliation,they culd've gone easy on her
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: yeah, no idea.
DavID :wait she how old ar
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*:17
DavID : ...THATS MY AGE
DavID :hrmmm interesting
erh wad hp camera she using ar
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: no idea
quite good i suppose
haha
DavID : LOL
wah liao this kind of thing u still worrying bout the camera
tsk tsk
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: you asked!
DavID : XD
what was the link for her friendster anyway ?
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: hold on
DavID : HOLY CRAP
SHES CHIO
AND SHES EVEN MY 4TH DEGREE FRIEND
lol
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: 2nd for mine
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: too popular
cant access
DavID : no la
she set one
diao
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: haha i know
DavID : ewk i didnt turn on my hide profile thingie
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: cuz she's perpetually being bombarded, thats why she set it
DavID :LOL
she will know i've been there >.<
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: haha.i bet she won't even bother
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: almost everyone's looking at it now
poor thing
maybe some film maker will happen to see the tape
and call her for an audition
to film in an R21 movie
DavID : maybe
i think i will be the male lead
BWHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: haha look who's sick!
DavID : whats so funny -.-
grrrr
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: and oh! innocent,get away from me!
DavID : NO LA ITS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY WISH TO BE AN ACTOR !!
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: in a porn movie?
DavID : IN ANY MOVIE
LOL
U SHLDNT LOOK AT IT AS PORN
U SHLD LOOK AS IT ABOUT A GAL'S TRIUMPH VICTORY AGAINST THE SOCIATY WHOM HAS NOW SCORNED HER !!!!
ITS AN SPIRITUALLY ARTISTC MOVE
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: jot that down into ure blog
DavID : WAH LIAO CHARMAINE U SO SICK SIA
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: lol
DavID : i dont know whether i wanna blog about that or not leh
hrmm
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: and post smth about: if tammy is looking atmy blog now, i hope she'll msged me at -----@hotmail.com to ask me to be the male lead
DavID : aiyo i oreddy tot of that liao laaa
LOL
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: okay, so i'll see that there tonight then?
DavID : nope LOL
u siao ar
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: haha.knew it
DavID : i am too young to be arrested >.<
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: but what has he done wrong
in fact, what have any of them done wrong.(except the jealous girl)
it was just some childish personal grudge
the authorities needn't go to such extends
DavID : hrmmm

yeah, everyone's talking about it! this morning, on 98.7FM, Vernon A and Justin Ang were talking about it too, and making all sorts of hilarious remarks about it.
gees. we better be careful with where we leave our handphones nowadays.
you'll never know, what IF you forget to erase that sultry picture of yourself skinny-dipping or something. the next thing you know, your pictures are being used as wallpapers and you become a laughing stock.

first, foremost, primo

2006-02-20T18:40:00.000+05:00

FINALLY
a blogspot on blogger.com and not friendster.
okay.im like totally waaay behind time.
everyone's into photoblogging already and i just
started a new blog on blogger. Must be all those scintillating blogs i've been reading recently-
piqued me into having a nicer blog here. Still trying to do up the designs and layouts.
ANYONE who can help me with the design please tell me!
anyway, feel free to suss out my other blog at http://passion_for_fashion.blogs.friendster.com/my_blog/
in the meantime, desperate housewives starting in 5 mins!
ahh.eva longoria !
im sure 30% of the viewers watch it just to see her.
and you can't blame them. she is HOT.

toodles! i'll be back later to continue my controversy.